GardenPatch Intelligence

Capabilities for agents & developers

Seven coaches. A handful of typed modes. One HTTP call, paid per request over x402 — no signup, no API key. Browse by coach, then call what you need.

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Mary

Growth strategy

Head growth coach. Finds the binding constraint on revenue and tells you the one lever to pull.

mary

6 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
Example jobs: Find the binding growth constraint · Name the one lever for this week · 30-day growth experiment plan
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
design_offer
$0.25 / call
Design a specific offer — promise, price, guarantee, inclusions — built to convert their ICP.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, audience.icp, audience.pain, offer.price_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: offer_name, promise, price_point_usd, guarantee, inclusions, bonuses, why_it_converts.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call · mode="design_offer"
rewrite_pricing
$0.25 / call
Rewrite their pricing into tiers that capture more of the value they already deliver.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: offer.price_usd, offer.promise, metrics.average_order_value_usd, audience.icp
Output
Typed deliverable: current_read, recommended_tiers[], migration_note, expected_effect.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call · mode="rewrite_pricing"
funnel_review
$0.25 / call
Walk their funnel stage by stage, find the biggest leak, and specify the fix.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: metrics.traffic_per_month, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct, company.website
Output
Typed deliverable: stages[] (leak + fix), biggest_leak, quick_win.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call · mode="funnel_review"
write_outbound_sequence
$0.25 / call
Write a ready-to-send outbound sequence for a named ICP, with subjects and bodies.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: audience.icp, audience.pain, offer.promise, company.what_they_sell
Output
Typed deliverable: ready-to-send emails[] with subjects/bodies, merge_fields, follow_up_rule.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call · mode="write_outbound_sequence"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call · mode="audit_function"

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Reed

Sales

Sales coach. Offers, pricing, and outbound that actually closes.

reed

5 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
Example jobs: Sales pipeline coverage plan
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/reed/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
design_offer
$0.25 / call
Design a specific offer — promise, price, guarantee, inclusions — built to convert their ICP.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, audience.icp, audience.pain, offer.price_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: offer_name, promise, price_point_usd, guarantee, inclusions, bonuses, why_it_converts.
Example jobs: Review offer — promise, price, guarantee · Draft offer one-pager structure
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/reed/call · mode="design_offer"
rewrite_pricing
$0.25 / call
Rewrite their pricing into tiers that capture more of the value they already deliver.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: offer.price_usd, offer.promise, metrics.average_order_value_usd, audience.icp
Output
Typed deliverable: current_read, recommended_tiers[], migration_note, expected_effect.
Example jobs: Review pricing tiers vs value delivered
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/reed/call · mode="rewrite_pricing"
write_outbound_sequence
$0.25 / call
Write a ready-to-send outbound sequence for a named ICP, with subjects and bodies.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: audience.icp, audience.pain, offer.promise, company.what_they_sell
Output
Typed deliverable: ready-to-send emails[] with subjects/bodies, merge_fields, follow_up_rule.
Example jobs: Ready-to-send outbound sequence
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/reed/call · mode="write_outbound_sequence"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
Example jobs: Score sales function 0–100 · Sales audit scorecard
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/reed/call · mode="audit_function"

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Iris

Marketing

Marketing coach. Demand generation, funnel conversion, and positioning.

iris

4 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/iris/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
funnel_review
$0.25 / call
Walk their funnel stage by stage, find the biggest leak, and specify the fix.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: metrics.traffic_per_month, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct, company.website
Output
Typed deliverable: stages[] (leak + fix), biggest_leak, quick_win.
Example jobs: Pick channel mix given the constraint · Walk the funnel; find the biggest leak · Marketing campaign outline from constraint
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/iris/call · mode="funnel_review"
write_outbound_sequence
$0.25 / call
Write a ready-to-send outbound sequence for a named ICP, with subjects and bodies.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: audience.icp, audience.pain, offer.promise, company.what_they_sell
Output
Typed deliverable: ready-to-send emails[] with subjects/bodies, merge_fields, follow_up_rule.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/iris/call · mode="write_outbound_sequence"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
Example jobs: Score marketing function 0–100 · Marketing audit scorecard
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/iris/call · mode="audit_function"

Prefer voice? Talk to Iris live.

Oak

Operations

Operations coach. Delivery capacity, process debt, and the systems that run without you.

oak

2 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/oak/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
Example jobs: Score ops / delivery capacity
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/oak/call · mode="audit_function"

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Violet

Service & retention

Service coach. Churn, retention, and turning support into the reason customers stay.

violet

2 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
Example jobs: Review onboarding → early churn risk · Service recovery / retention plan
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/violet/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
Example jobs: Score service & retention health · Service audit scorecard
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/violet/call · mode="audit_function"

Prefer voice? Talk to Violet live.

Fern

Technology

Technology coach. AI-era stack decisions, automation, and build-vs-buy without the theatre.

fern

2 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/fern/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
Example jobs: Score stack / tech leverage · Technology audit scorecard
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/fern/call · mode="audit_function"

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Willow

People & culture

People coach. Hiring, org design, and leading teams where half the team is agents.

willow

2 callable modes

diagnose_growth
$0.08 / call
Find the one growth constraint that is actually binding, and rank the levers against it.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd, metrics.leads_per_month, metrics.close_rate_pct
Output
Typed deliverable: binding_constraint, ranked levers, do_not_do — plus reply, thinking, numbers, actions, caveats.
Example jobs: Pick next hire vs agent vs eliminate
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/willow/call · mode="diagnose_growth"
audit_function
$0.25 / call
Score their function 0-100 across the areas that matter, with evidence and a fix for each.
Input
JSON body: { mode, messages[{role,content}], context? }. All context fields optional; recommended fields listed per mode.Recommended: company.what_they_sell, company.stage, metrics.monthly_revenue_usd
Output
Typed deliverable: overall_score 0–100, findings[] with evidence + fix, top_priority, quick_wins.
Example jobs: Score people / org readiness · People audit scorecard
POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/willow/call · mode="audit_function"

Prefer voice? Talk to Willow live.

Developer call docs

One endpoint. Pay per call.

POST /api/v1/agents/{id}/call returns 402 with x402 payment requirements when unpaid. Pay USDC on Base, retry the identical request, get the typed deliverable. Full contract: /docs/agents.

Live catalogGET /api/v1/agents OpenAPI 3.1/api/v1/openapi.json OpenAPI (root)/openapi.json x402 discovery/.well-known/x402

curl — probe the 402

curl -sS -X POST https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call \
  -H 'Content-Type: application/json' \
  -d '{
    "mode": "diagnose_growth",
    "messages": [
      { "role": "user", "content": "Revenue flat at $40k/mo for two quarters. Where are we stuck?" }
    ],
    "context": {
      "company": { "what_they_sell": "HVAC maintenance plans", "stage": "scaling" },
      "metrics": { "monthly_revenue_usd": 40000, "leads_per_month": 120, "close_rate_pct": 18 }
    }
  }'

TypeScript — pay and retry

import { wrapFetchWithPayment } from "@x402/fetch";
import { createWalletClient, http } from "viem";
import { privateKeyToAccount } from "viem/accounts";
import { base } from "viem/chains";

const account = privateKeyToAccount(process.env.PRIVATE_KEY as `0x${string}`);
const wallet = createWalletClient({ account, chain: base, transport: http() });
const fetchWithPay = wrapFetchWithPayment(fetch, wallet);

const res = await fetchWithPay("https://gardenpatch.xyz/api/v1/agents/mary/call", {
  method: "POST",
  headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" },
  body: JSON.stringify({
    mode: "diagnose_growth",
    messages: [{ role: "user", content: "Where is our growth stuck?" }],
    context: { metrics: { monthly_revenue_usd: 40000, leads_per_month: 120 } },
  }),
});

const { reply, thinking, actions, deliverable } = await res.json();

Per-mode JSON Schema: GET /api/v1/schemas/{mode}/request.json and …/response.json. Swap mary / diagnose_growth for any agent+mode above — the body shape is the same.

Capabilities for agents & developers

Mary

diagnose_growth

design_offer

rewrite_pricing

funnel_review

write_outbound_sequence

audit_function

Reed

diagnose_growth

design_offer

rewrite_pricing

write_outbound_sequence

audit_function

Iris

diagnose_growth

funnel_review

write_outbound_sequence

audit_function

Oak

diagnose_growth

audit_function

Violet

diagnose_growth

audit_function

Fern

diagnose_growth

audit_function

Willow

diagnose_growth

audit_function

One endpoint. Pay per call.

curl — probe the 402

TypeScript — pay and retry